Go put some clothes on.
Ok, I'm dressed. I even made the bed while I was in there. Now what?
Open the box the new Shark Pro is in and check it out.
Oh, yeah, cool. I asked @bonenado to get that for me for Valentine's Day. I washed rugs last week and haven't put them back down yet. Are we doing floors today?
Dang betcha.
Yippee!!! I love clean floors! Back in the old days I did floors three times a week.
Get up. Open the box.
Oh, yeah. Hang on.
Maybe I should've asked for a phillips screwdriver for Valentine's Day. Except I know it would disappear again.... Nevermind, found a MacGyver car kit tool only a couple feet from my kitchen. I've gotta think of better places to hide these things. I think Scott married me because I'm always ready to screw around. Get it? Screw around.
Shut up. How far have you gotten?
Assembled! *salute*
I like assembling things. What now?
The floors need to be swept again before you steam clean them.
Can I eat lunch first?
Oh, all right. But come back when you're done eating, don't just watch TV and then take a nap. What's for lunch, anyway?
I'm thinking tuna. I like mixing it with Annie's Cowgirl Ranch
*ew*
>=l Don't interrupt. I do that because I can't find mayo without lemon or 'natural flavors' (which is most likely lemon), and it's suprisingly good, especially if I eat it on tortilla chips. You know, because wheat-free.
Yes, yes, hurry up, we have floors to do.
*running off*
Ok, I'm back.
What did you watch?
12 Monkeys, the movie. I think the James Cole character is more realistic in the movie than in the series. I like the movie for not trying to change the past, assuming the past is locked into place, but I like the series for experimenting with trying not to change the plasticity of timelines but still trying to change the outcome.
Don't turn this into a review.
Sorry. What's next?
Get the floor ready. Get it picked up and swept so you can try out the new Shark Pro.
Yay! *running off*
Ok, floor's all cleared out and swept, I'm going back to the movie.
Wait, what?
You know I can't sit there that long. I paused at the kidnapping scene. And I'm tired again, I'm going to put my feet up for a few minutes. Been a long couple of weeks. I'll be back, I promise.
I'll believe it when I see it. Don't forget your tea steeping in the microwave.
Oh, yeah.
You know, if I ever made a movie I'd be sure there would be no glaring inconsistencies, like establishing time traveling naked being a thing but clothes still disappearing with the body later.
Are you back for good this time? We doing this?
Yeah, I think I'm ready now.
Good. Look through the manual and make sure you know what you're doing.
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What?
I just want to mention that for all the awesomely well thought out packaging and ease of use device inventing, I was underwhelmed by how nonintuitive and challenging filling that little tank was, particularly for a person like me. Just putting it out there.
Are you done complaining? Plug it in and go to town.
That. Was. Awesome.
Good. I noticed you enjoyed it. Go rest again now.
Thank you, I shall. Cool hanging out.
Likewise. #bumpit
