So
you wanna fill out a quick bio but you're not sure what to say. Let the
professionals help! Robot twitter accounts have made a science out of filling
out bios. In fact, I'd bet these are fourth graders doing hi-tech billionaire
home school tutorials on how to conquer the world. Just follow these simple
guidelines.
Both
have 11 words that make four distinct phrases.
Common words- bacon, wannabe, alcohol,
fanatic
Words with similar meanings- specialist,
maven
Cool
kid words- ninja, practitioner
Double meaning phrases- social media scholar, twitter
lover, pop culture
Words that can't go into the same bio together- certified
& unapologetic
Words left over- coffee,
twitter
You
can learn from this how to set up a bio that targets quick audiences. Obviously,
bacon is the top word anyone can and should be using. Begin and end your bio
with tie-in words, the way specialist and scholar go together, and fanatic and
lover go together. Wannabe is critical for grabbing followers who will identify
with your struggle. Pick one- certified or unapologetic, but don't mix them in
the same bio. Be sure and sprinkle in other top words like coffee or
twitter.
In case you are still screaming bored and cranky and want to keep being entertained, feel free to glue your eyeballs on this video and get sucked into weirdness. Have a nice day.
