If I had more money I'd totally be buying zombie Mother's Day cards. Yes, they are out there. Click this next pic.
There are also scifi mother's day cards. These are fun to get lost in. That clicks out, too.
In the meantime, I'm still being stalked by Jehovah Witness.
Jehovah’s Witnesses’ Shocking Cultic Practices You Didn’t Know About
Jehovah's Witnesses- StalkerBeware.com
Secrets of the Watchtower
Nah, I don't really have an eye patch. That would be pretty cool, tho.
