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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

all our days in 404 words


Baby getting up early- Happy to see everyone.

Toddler getting up early- Can't wait to get to work.

6 year old getting up early- Disney or bust.

8 year old getting up early- Oh yeah, there's this costume.

10 year old getting up early- Oh yeah, there's this science project.

13 year old getting up early- It's IN MAH TUMMEH.

16 year old getting up early- Lotsa hair product going on.

19 year old getting up early- Blur leaving a clumsy trail out the door to work or finals.

22 year old getting up early- Coffee, coiffed, young professional.

23 year old getting up early- Coffee, sweats, want ads.

25 year old getting up early- Cold feet not stopping the biggest mistake of their lives.

30 year old getting up early- The doom of mortality hits right in the coffee while staring out a window in their bathrobe as the cacophony (or silence) behind them engulfs their souls.

35 year old getting up early- Determination to beat this aging thing but being run over by kids (or friends) puking all night.

40 year old getting up early- Resignation to having a better attitude about losing the war, just remake the world! (What's left of it.)

45 year old getting up early- Determination to beat this aging thing but being run over by pregnant offspring puking all over the house.

50 year old getting up early- All that yoga and pilates during the 30's starts to pay off as stretching before coffee is the only way you can actually move now. You start to wonder how the f#*/ 60 year olds are still out there jogging.

55 year old getting up early- Grandkids called, they're coming over for breakfast, you've never moved so fast in your life.

60 year old getting up early- Love these pills, smell that fresh air, I'm still alive! I'm so excited I have to go bug someone.

70 year old getting up early- Laughing on the inside at all the younger people struggling through kids puking and never getting enough sleep while their brains shrink and they stop needing so much sleep themselves. Feeling empowered.

80 year old getting up early- Everything sucks but they live for being first in line at a breakfast buffet. It's like a party every day full of colorful clothes and people all around laughing at bad jokes because no one can hear anything.

90 year old getting up early- Still walking around planting pine trees and tomatoes, what's wrong with young people these days?

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