#actuallybatshitcrazy

I keep thinking about the #actuallyautistic and #actuallydiabetic tags and how that whole obsession with refining defining is going to misfire horribly and actually create an actually calloused actuality. I thought about demonstrating this with a nonsensical tag, like #actuallybatshitcrazy, and dang if it hasn't already been used, but only three times so far. I'm here to correct that.

Actually batshit crazy is different from batshit crazy because it denotes that someone is, in fact, actually batshit crazy, as opposed to the urban slang going around that demeans and condescends batshit crazy into a slur. It's important that we change popular atmosphere to a more elevated awareness of how slanging batshit crazy hurts those who are actually batshit crazy by making a mockery of their condition, which is an actual challenge that one must actually live with every day and actually push back all the tide against it misunderstanding what batshit crazy actually is because it's used so often in a derogatory fashion.

Ok, I just nearly burned my scrambled eggs over that last sentence because this is important, and you need to understand my commitment to sacrificing other things in my life to make sure the public is properly educated about what batshit crazy really is.

First, we must understand that batshit, or guano, is one of the most valuable and sought after commodities on the planet.

Second, we must understand that the usage of the word crazy, as defined here by google search (with over one billion more references), is demonstrably crazy, or, out of hand. (See little chart at the bottom.)

cra·zy

ˈkrāzē/

informal

adjective

adjective: crazy; comparative adjective: crazier; superlative adjective: craziest

1. 1.

   mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.

   "Stella went crazy and assaulted a visitor"

   synonyms:

   mad, insane, out of one's mind, deranged, demented, not in one's right mind, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unhinged, mad as a hatter,mad as a March hare; More

   antonyms:

   sane

   • extremely annoyed or angry.

     "the noise they made was driving me crazy"
   • foolish.

     "it was crazy to hope that good might come out of this mess"

     synonyms:

     stupid, foolish, idiotic, silly, absurd, ridiculous, ludicrous,preposterous, farcical, laughable, risible, nonsensical, imbecilic,harebrained, cockamamie, half-baked, impracticable, unworkable, ill-conceived, senseless; More

     antonyms:

     sensible

2. 2.

   extremely enthusiastic.

   "I'm crazy about Cindy"

   synonyms:

   passionate about, (very) keen on, enamored of, infatuated with, smitten with, devoted to; More

   antonyms:

   indifferent, apathetic

3. 3.

   (of an angle) appearing absurdly out of place or in an unlikely position.

   "the monument leaned at a crazy angle"

   • archaic

     (of a ship or building) full of cracks or flaws; unsound or shaky.

adverb

NORTH AMERICAN

adverb: crazy

1. 1.

   extremely.

   "I've been crazy busy"

noun

NORTH AMERICAN

noun: crazy; plural noun: crazies

1. 1.

   a mentally deranged person.

Origin

late 16th century (in sense ‘full of cracks’): from craze + -y¹.

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Use over time for: crazy

Third, putting "guano" with "out of hand" goes completely against this photo contained within that wikipedia link. Guano is obviously going into the hand.

So we must conclude that the phrase 'batshit crazy' is being used entirely politically incorrectly because it undermines what is actually going on, and therefore it has become vital that we use #actuallybatshitcrazy to redirect common thinking back to the actual human condition.

Disclaimer- I am #actuallyautisitic, #actuallydiabetic, #actuallyasexual, and #actuallyLexxy. I can't believe I actually ate those eggs.*burp*

And now, to take all our minds off, here is a NSFW vid to #actuallydistract you. Caution for lotta flashing if you are easy to trigger for seizures.